It wasn’t widely reported for some reason, but in their report explaining the credit rating downgrade, blame the Republican party:explicitly
We have changed our assumption on this because the majority of Republicans in Congress continue to resist any measure that would raise revenues, a position we believe Congress reinforced by passing the act.
So it looks as if it’s going to be yet another day of horrors on the markets. Dammit, let’s forget about all this for a while. Let’s think about something fun. Like killer robots.
DARPA, the US agency charged with the task of coming out with completely freakishly insane ideas just to make sure that no one else has them first – how can I work for them? – decided in 2009 that what the US army needed was a robot that could power itself independently on the battlefield by burning what fuel it can scavenge, including… biomass.
Hmm. Biomass. What sort of biomass would there be a lot of, on battlefields?
Well, there’s the dead. Plenty of them lying around. Burn up a treat, do the dead. And before you recoil in horror, it has to be said that it’s an interesting challenge from an engineering viewpoint. The real hard part I think will be programming it to discriminate between dead bodies and other, similar things it might be able to pick up. Like the dying.
There was even speculation that they could be built as Von Neumann machines – that is, mechanisms capable of constructing copies of themselves. Because what could go wrong with flesh-eating military robots that breed?
Oh, I forgot to tell you what they want to call it. “Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robot.” Or EATR. Always have such a waggish sense of humour, those face-eating military kill-bot designers.
- First Self-Sustaining Biomass Bot Eats, Excretes, Runs for a Week (inhabitat.com)
- Self-sustaining robot has an artificial gut (w/ Video) (physorg.com)
- POLITICS: Did Republican shenanigans result in the United States’ credit downgrade? (conservationreport.com)