Picture the scene. I’m doing a practice run with my driving instructor. I am a cat-bag of nerves, slopping adrenaline, making error after error. The lessons of the preceding ten months, the intense practice I’d done in the last weeks and days, are coming to nothing. I was forgetting to signal, forgetting my mirrors when stopping and turning, riding the clutch, coasting… The inattentive habits I’d worked like hell to eradicate were all back, all at once.
Nerves were making everything seem to happen too fast to control. Who can possibly look in a mirror, make the correct signal, look in another mirror, depress a clutch pedal, let up an accelerator, select the right gear, apply a little brake, let up the clutch pedal gently but not too slowly, steer, look in every possible direction for hazards, and pay attention to where you’re going all in the correct order and in such quick succession that you’re actually doing several of them at once? Ridiculous. It can’t be done. And that’s just one corner.
Then the heavens open. And not in the good way where divine providence looks down and beams me out of there. That I could’ve used. As in torrential rain. Torrential by Irish standards remember; a country where we say it’s fine if it’s only raining a bit. Some of you live places where weather like this would constitute a national emergency. Visibility was suddenly non-existent, the heater struggled to keep the windows demisted but succeeded only in making the car unbearable, conditions became hazardous and continued into ludicrous. I am dispirited. It’s not enough that I’m driving like a brain-damaged chicken, I now have to ford a flooded road to even reach the test centre.
I think to myself, I did not pick a good day to book a driving test.
So what happened next was quite weird. But it is what often happens in these situations. You could call it correct fear. Suddenly the adrenal glands stop being an impediment and start doing their job of maintaining my balance on the tightrope of concentration. All the hours of practice come back to me now. Instead of everything happening at once, there seems to be time to do it all. It’s… almost boring. Intense yet slow, like a black and white film. I’m no longer desperately worried about my driving test, because I’m doing my driving test. I’m in The Zone – one of those rare times when you live completely in the present.And in the present, there’s time for everything.
It was not perfect however. I made one mistake so bad that as soon as we were through the tester started giving me a hard time about it. My heart sank. And then it began to dawn on me that if I’d failed, he wouldn’t be bothering to give me a hard time about one mistake.
I am a driver now.
- Diary Of A Frightened Man 1 (i.doubt.it)
- Diary Of A Frightened Man 2 (i.doubt.it)
- Diary Of A Frightened Man 3 (i.doubt.it)
- Diary Of A Frightened Man 4 (i.doubt.it)
13 replies on “Diary Of A Frightened Man 5 – The Zone”
Yay Richard! Those last four words are so proud, and I’m proud of you too 🙂
Congratulations! Yaaaaaaay! 🙂
Congratulations! Here’s to viable getaways!
You definitely deserved to pass! You know, after putting up with my driving instruction – you *definitely* deserved to pass 😉
The standard response over here when someone gets their licence is “Oh crap. Time to hand in mine.”.
Well done Richard!
Thank you everybody. I promise to be a safe driver. And to appear at your homes unannounced.
Given where I live, if you appear at my home unannounced I am going to seriously question your safe driver status, for reasons such as “driving across polar ice to get here was not safe” and “I live in California, and we don’t allow safe drivers on our roads.”
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